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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Wasabi Poop

This is what happens the day after my buddy ate a marble-sized chunk of wasabi, followed by another chunk the size of a robin's egg.


Xavier Neuro
12:36
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

John
12:36
wasabi shit?

Xavier Neuro
12:36
the only thing that can be said from the back end of wasabi

John
12:37
you might need an ointment

Xavier Neuro
12:37
nah
gonna hardcore it

John
12:37
careful - don't want any explosions in the plumbing

Xavier Neuro
12:37
too late

John
12:41
I'm gonna blog this whole IM conversation

Xavier Neuro
12:41
lol
niiiice

John
12:42
do you need a cushion with a hole in the middle like for 'rhoids?

Xavier Neuro
12:42
no
i make holes in my own pillows thank you

3 comments:

Special K said...

And people pay you for this?

Lance Brown said...

I can't even imagine the pain.......

Drizztdj said...

The only thing that could match that would be the shit you take after going to the Minnesota State Fair.