This was a conversation between myself and my triathlete project manager this afternoon.
Fatass: You gotta race this weekend?
Swim/Bike/Run Freak of Nature: Yeah, tomorrow
SBRFON: Lake Norman
FA: You gonna swim in Lake Norman?
FA: You know there's a nuclear plant attached to that lake, right?
SBRFON: Yeah, I do.
FA: You didn't want any more kids, anyway, did you?
FA: Then that's alright then, swim in the radioactive water and let your nuts fall off. No worries.
SBRFON: Nuts are a bad design, anyway.