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Friday, August 25, 2006

On Balls

This was a conversation between myself and my triathlete project manager this afternoon.

Fatass: You gotta race this weekend?

Swim/Bike/Run Freak of Nature: Yeah, tomorrow

FA: Where?

SBRFON: Lake Norman

FA: You gonna swim in Lake Norman?

SBRFON: Yep

FA: You know there's a nuclear plant attached to that lake, right?

SBRFON: Yeah, I do.

FA: You didn't want any more kids, anyway, did you?

SBRFON: NOOOooooooo

FA: Then that's alright then, swim in the radioactive water and let your nuts fall off. No worries.

SBRFON: Nuts are a bad design, anyway.

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